badger

Perustuu satunnaisiin sivettieläimiin, mutta ei kovin tarkasti. Saa printata ja/tai värittää omaksi iloksi, ei jälleenmyyntiin. Antakaa krediitti viivoista mulle, ja mä mielelläni haluaisin nähdä lopputuloksia, jos joku värittää.

"I did not believe it could be possible, but the trash room's state is actually worse than last time I made an update about it." "AND actually, I don't want to talk about it!" "Instead, I will share a sauce recipe!" Garlic parsley sauce "Actually, a modified version of béarnaise." Raw materials - 2 yolks - 1 teaspoon of rice vinegar - 1 teaspoon of shredded parsley - 2 small cloves of garlic, or one medium sized - 125 grams of butter in small cubes - 1 teaspoon of lemon juice Utensils - Kettle - Knife - plastic bowl - whisk - teaspoons for measuring "Separate yolks from egg whites to an extra cup. Whites can be used in meringue. Cube the butter." "Add parsley, vinegar and crushed garlic to the yolks." "Pour some water to the kettle and put it on the stove to heat." "Sauce is heated in the hot water bath while being mixed. Butter cubes are added one at a time until the sauce thickens." Lemon juice is added after all the butter cubes have been added and melted to the sauce. "Sauce is a good dip for potato wedges." "Because of its greasiness, I recommend the sauce to be made just on special days." "Later I probably share a recipe for vegan macaroni casserole."

"If you can handle your adulthood without childish hobbies, kudos to you. I can't. And making fun of other people's hobbies is insensitive."

"I went to my friend Kata's place for a couple of days." The trip started well. Announcement: "The K-train at 9:57 has been cancelled!" Me: "Aaargh!" I had to take a detour. At Hyvinkää, we first took my stuff to Kata's place. Me: [ranting about everything] After taking my stuff, we went to shop for groceries. We cooked chicken salad. Me: "One gotta eat green things!" Kata: "Just put it in the basket!" After lunch, we saw other friends. Me: "I'm a bit tired..." Back at Kata's place we had a moment to read. Also, evening snacks. And a movie before going to bed. On Tuesday we went for a long walk after breakfast. Me: "I'm thirsty, my knees are singing Hoosianna!" Knees: "Laaah!" The idea was mine, although one would not guess. During the walk we saw many interesting plants. Bilberries were ripe. I thought of drinking my water bottle empty, so we could gather some bilberries there. After lunch we went to Kata's parents to clean some strawberries. We also fried some crepes. In reality, I can't turn them by tossing, or plate them that way. ...And I don't think Kata's parents would allow me to practice in their kitchen.

Dear brains: I would like it if we left dreams of mam's delirium drunkennes completely out. Especially while I am visiting people and during wee hours. Thanks!

Kisatyö parin viikon takaa.

[Satisfaction meter is on green] "So many great postcards, wow!" [Satisfaction meter is going on yellow] [Satisfaction meter has crossed to red]

"I did not guess I could get so many birthday greetings and gifts... Thanks to all, who remembered!"

[I am singing a song how summer vacation in the country is the best and the worst at the same time] Me thinking: "But I have not spent a day in the country..." Sanat muistinkin väärin, ohessa linkki biisiin oikeilla sanoilla. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIOvNIYgEI Kappaleen oikeudet kuuluvat sen säveltäneille ja sanoittaneille tahoille, sekä filmiyhtiölle, jonka leffan on tuottanut. En omista oikeuksia.

"I have a secret." "I fake being happy and brisk." "I was kinda hoping that I could have faked until happy and brisk would have been the reality... But this is so damn hard."

Happened yesterday: Me thinking: "I feel awful... I don't think I have the energy to go to the shower or cook food." Me thinking: "Oh well, I got some salad done. Maybe I'll go to the shower too." Later the same day: Me: "I can take over here, since it is already three minutes until four pm." Co-Worker: "Okay!" Co-Worker: "I'll go now. You're the best!" Me thinking: "Um?" Customer 1: "And you radiate such friendliness! It is really rare in Helsinki!" Me thinking: "Um?" Customer 2: "You speak good English!" Me: "Well, I practice a lot!" Me thinking: "Is the universe trying to say that I am quite okay, anyway?"

Today at work: [Customer is ranting about a bag he supposedly left on cashier point 11, but could not find it anymore] (there had not been anyone on that cashier point during the day) Me: [has no idea about the bag the customer is ranting about] *screams internally*

Me: "There is one thing I loathe! People who diss and are unkind!" "I mean people who - apparently - can't say anything nice about anything." Me: "Look, how fine scarf Kata made me!" D. Unkind: "Well, you probably should not try to do anything like that!" "I was interested in knitting works back in the day. ...Not anymore." Me: "I have been so excited about the new colouring books!" D. Unkind: "Well, I don't get why an adult just could not use colouring books aimed for kids..." Me thinking: "I think these are nice..." Me: "I have no idea, what kind of twisted satisfaction do these unkind people get, when they see someone else's zeal to wither and die!?" Me: "I could expect such dissing and unkindness from children and teenagers, but not from adult human beings !" D. Unkind: "You are being oversensitive again. People are allowed to have an opinion." Me: "With more supportive attitude you might have more friends!" D. Unkind: "As if, maybe..." Me: "Sensitive personality is not a bad thing and I have the right to protect myself. I will not be willing to listen to such dissing and unkindness anymore!" Me: "You have NO power over me!"

"Our roleplay forum is totally dead." "Everyone is super busy." "We are launching a new tribe in the beginning of September, but I have had difficulties finding contacts to my new character." "I tried to ask if some other chars could be acquainted via their parents, but I guess that won't be possible now." "At least I did my best. More than that can't be demanded." "Other characters approved this far have not seemed like a good fit for friends for my character..." "Oh well, I get more time to other hobbies, then." ~*~ Foorumilla tarkoitan tätä Elfquest-roolipeliä tässä . Emme pelaa kaanonisilla hahmoilla, mutta osa hahmoista on alkuperäisen sarjakuva-sarjan hahmojen jälkeläisiä, enemmistö fanihahmoja. Olemme avoinna uusille pelaajille, sikäli mikäli ketään kiinnostaa.

Stroke of Genius Me thinking: "I probably will not trust that method..." Pelle Peloton & Pikku Apulainen © Disney

I dreamed... In the dream I was going to home with a friend. We were coming from taking care of my pet chickens and heading to a spa. Me: "Let's swing by my place! I'll get my towel. We can also get some treatment paid on my credit card." By my home, I felt something was wrong. Me: "Could you wait here?" Friend: "Okay!" In the kitchen my mother waited for me in stiff state of drunk. "Oh, you decided to grace me with your preshence?" I don't say anything, just go grab my towel. Bathroom tab is dropping black water and the sewer does not work. After getting the towel I say to my mother: Me: "Well, um... What if I visited Taina(* for a couple of days?" (* Godmother Mother: "To help or lazying around? 'Caushe she hash ashked you many a times... 'To give you peace for a couple of daysh'! Bah!" Me: "Well, I would take a part in household work if I visit longer..." Mother: "Whatever! WhatEVER! Drop dead to the ground for all I care!" Then I woke up. "HUH!" It took a little while to get to understand what was going on. "I am at home with my loved ones. Everything is fine." Anyway, there are reasons why I don't care to keep in contact with my mother. ...I am sorry it has to be like this, but I have to protect myself.

*yawns* *scratch scratch* "Lately I have only wanted to sleep and eat. Maybe I should hibernate."

"I will attend a comic blogger meeting tomorrow." "I AM NOT NERVOUS! YOU ARE NERVOUS!"

Santeri: "That backbag was meant for my swim gear."

In the meet up: "If I don't admit I am nervous, I am not nervous."

"Someday you will be your own ally." "Even if to this day you have difficulties to see anything good in yourself... Someday you will grow tired of bullying yourself." "I am not expecting a total self acceptance... But do not camp out with your own bullies." "I have faith in you." <3

Colleague: "HEY! YOU..." [pokes me on the back] Colleague: "You can't yack yack, because blah blah..." Me thinking: "Touch me one more time, and I rip the flesh off your bones."

[Shouts one vocal straight] [Inhales] [Continues shouting]

Immortal

This update shares details of my intimate life, so if you don't want TMI, this is the best time to close the page or tab. "This update has details of my intimate life. So, if you don't want to think of me as a sexual being, this is a good moment to close the tab or page. Watch a cat video, if you prefer." I and Santeri have different kinds of drive. Me thinking: "I would love to blow off some steam. Incredible lust!" Our sexual needs do not always match. Me: "Would you like to make love?" Santeri: "Eeeeeeeh, nope." Tenderness we have anyway. "So, how do I let out my energy?" I tend to write erotic roleplays with my friend, for example. [I am giggling while typing] Me: "Santeri knows of this and encourages me, too." Santeri: "Well, it is easier for us all, if you are not frustrated."

I was counting my hours from the ongoing payment period. Me thinking: "Yeah, the result is the same as with the hours I pulled from my memory..." Me thinking: "Wait a minute! I have the exact same numbers here next to these!" Me thinking: "When did I count them last? Not yesterday..." "I still can count them many times again, there is a plenty of days in this payment period left." "Yeeeaaahhh, and then there is people who have no clue how much they work or make. For some reason, I have difficulties to believe such exists. What do you mean obsessed?"

Computer screen: [a claim relating to me, which I know to be false.] [I sigh] My typing: "Now, I believe you are mistaken."

"Others have silver spoons and I do not have a single spoon left." Spoons, again, mean energy and power to do things. No need to go to the spoon store to get me actual spoons.

One day: [I am watching a video of a peacock spider] Me thinking: "OMG, how cute!" The same evening: [I am thinking of the same spider] "Hmm?" "Well, I rather think of a dancing spider than worry." Spider: "I'm your boogie man!" ~*~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3g Videon materiaalista en omista mitään. Kaikki oikeudet kuuluvat materiaalin alkuperäiselle kuvaajalle ja editoijalle, sekä musiikin oikeudet sen tekijöille.

"New hoodie!" "Okay, I did have a bad moment in the fitting room, a moment when I did not like this fat belly. But the truth is that about 20 years of self loathing did not bring a desired change, so I might as well try and tolerate myself." "Being fat is not a bad thing, if one does not make it a bad thing."

"You know these sticks at cash points? Sometimes customers place their groceries so, that the sticks fall back behind the conveyor belt." What I want to do: "I guess you are picking it up, since you dropped it!?" What I really do: "...Perkele..."

Me: "A-hyuck-hyuck, our guacamole looks like pea soup!" My friends: "That's right!"

"My material is shit! My blog is shit! I don't mean anything! My networking skills are shit! I am shit!"

A message: "Hi! Would you happen to have Mikko's phone number, because I would like to catch up with him?" Me thinking: "How on earth do I tell the news!?"

"Why did my father have to die? I am not cut for this."

"I wish you were just a stain in your parents’ bed sheets, you diarrhea-mouthed shit-chewer. Go fuck a grater."

[Doorbell rings] Me thinking: "Someone is asking the club room key again, and I don't have the key to give!" Me thinking: "I'm not here! I'm not here! I'm not here!"

[Washing machine is splashing as it washes.] Me: "I have started a small change in my life." Earlier, I used to have difficulties to clean up, because of depression and being lazy. Internet pal had taken up a 20-minute trick, which I am now testing myself. Internet pal's message: "20 minuuttia joka aamu!" Me: "So; 20 minutes of cleaning every morning, right after waking up." Our mountain of dishes has become smaller, to name an example. I even got down to business and cleaned the bathroom drain. Me: "Hurgh!" Me: "Generally speaking, we have things neater, because chores are not piling up. I have also been sharp about putting things back to their places and trash to theirs." Cardboards are folded and put in a large bag, glass jars are rinsed and placed in a box. Me: "Although what's the use, when NO ONE ELSE in this house recycles!?" Me: "Ahem, well so... I meant to say that in our household this method has worked well!" Me: "This might be a lifetime's change. One can't assume I would return to 'one longer cleaning day a week'-pace." Couple of others have had it harder to adapt to these changes. Me: "OUT OF MY WAY WHEN I WASH THE FLOORS!"

All commentaries from a group: "Coloring book?" "Coloring book!" "Coloring book?" "This green color makes me think of [character]!" "Wolves omg!" "This model looks like [character2]!" "When is the coloring book out?" Me: "Dear fandom: Could you calm down?"

Me: "At this time, it sucks to be the club room key keeper, because: 1. Someone else lost the club room key! 2. I did not agree to become the club room key's keeper! 3. New key is stuck somewhere at the locksmith's! 4. Every tenant is on my throat about it!"

I went to a villa with Kata and Kata's family. The trains were late. Kata: "Do we make it in time?" Me: *ei jaksa välittää* [Kata's sister Marianne is the one with a yellow-tufted scarf] In the train my motion sickness began. Me: "I feel a little sick..." We made it to the connection trains in time, as well as to the destination. Kata: "I stressed for nothing." Me: *ei jaksa vieläkään välittää* Even the meds for the motion sickness kicked in. We went to a forest. Someone in the background: "Ew, deer flies!" We did not find any mushrooms. "Are those bear droppings?" We found something completely different. We also played Yahtzee. "Mia won!" Me: "Oh?" We discussed aliens. Kata: "Who's Jabba the Hutt?" In the afternoon, I tried to take a nap. Me thinking: "SO quiet!" TRIED. I saw some bird in Saimaa lake, maybe. In the evening there was a chance to bath in sauna. I also meant to dunk in the lake, but passed. Me: "The weather is quite brr!" *shudder shudder* I dreamed I was able to do incredibly awesome ink works. Me: *just woken up* Then I realized it was just a dream. Me: *sighs* Wednesday was full of nature expeditions. Me: "That's Kummakivi!" (Here's a link to a Wikipedia article of Kummakivi.) I also saw some rock paintings. Me: *gasps in awe* Me: "Those rock paintings were 4700 years old! Think!" Me: "Think if some digi archaeologist is investigating the ruins of the Internet and finds comic blogs!" In the evening, we played gin rummy. Me thinking: "I should not have suggested point counting..." Kata: "You have 500 000 points!" I took a beating. The next morning, I played some more gin rummy with Kata. Me: "Noh!" Kata: "You have 1000 000 points!" I did 'great'. For lunch we had vegetable soup and bread rolls. The rest of the day I spent reading and petting the dog. Because it was the day before leaving, I was eager to pack my things. Me: "I don't want the family to wait for me." On Friday we packed the rest of the stuff and cleaned up, then heading home. I will say, that the meds for motion and travel sickness are a great invention!

Me thinking: "Finally ready!" *sighs* Me thinking: "That last page took for over a week... I have had other things." Such as: [me lying in bed, emitting Dark Pulse.]

Once in a train [I am suffocating.] [Someone is spritzing perfume a couple of seats ahead.]

"I had some idea for today's comic." "But of course I can't remember what it was." "But hey, I got all my roleplay messages written!" "I mean, in one sitting! Email, too!" I have had some difficulties in writing as of late.

Yesterday in Lidl... Me thinking: "This person is buying six egg cartons, that all hold six eggs. Who needs 36 eggs?" Today... Me thinking: "I guess I should have bought as much..." [I am holding recipes which include both a lot of eggs.]

"Your impatience is making me lose my nerves!"

Mia is watching the movie Mad Max: Fury Road. Beginning: [I am mouth open] The middle: [I am mouth open] The end: [I am mouth open] "It was pretty much a 'whoa experience', and I am denying the deaths of some characters."

First panel: "I have some sort of a virus based infection in my throat. Second panel: "And OF COURSE the production of saliva has escalated, when swallowing hurts like hell!" Third panel: "There is not even proper medicine for this..." Fourth panel: "So I am now taking some fluids and rest." Fifth panel: "And you might have noticed that talking is not my favourite way of communication at the moment."

White blood cell: "It is so nice and peaceful in here!" Another white blood cell: "Yeah!" Another white blood cell: "Except, um, what's this red sign lamp? It's been flickering for quite a while now?" White blood cell: "Pfft, probably nothing important. Do we watch Osmosis Jones or Once Upon a Time: Life?" Someplace else: Me thinking: "I feel like punching myself on the throat, because there has been no change since last week!"

Leviathan asked about my horoscope signs. "As much as I know, I am a Leo and a Dragon." "I am not entirely sure if Ophiucus pushed me to Cancer, tho." "Oh, and if someone knows of celtic tree horoscopes, do enlighten me! I was born on 7th of August, 1988."

Leviathan asked also: "Nature preserver or materialist?" Me: [awkward laughter] "May I pick an answer 'materialist attempting to preserve the nature'?" "Most of my money goes to food, and my choices are not always ethical..." "I eat a lot of meat and milk products." "But clothes I tend to use to the very end until I buy new ones." I recycle: Me: "Hey, I will put these magazines to the paper collecting bin." Santeri: "Okay!" I try to not play with water. My typing: "Shower, BRB" After ten minutes: My typing: "Back" Friend's message: "Wow, fast!" I like to buy movies, books and art supplies. I would buy more stuffed toys, if it was sensible and if my wallet would give in. Diamonds or fur coats I don't long for. "They are highly questionable!" "I just try to live as blamelessly as possible, but it is not always possible."

"Snurf..." Me thinking: "My nostrils and nose's mucous' are super dry!" Me thinking: "And to top that, I have a pimple on the edge of my other nostril."

"Snurf!" Me thinking: "This being sick thing is already getting on my nerves. My nose produces things you have not seen ever in your lives!" Me thinking: "And on Monday I am going to the gynecologist to be scratched and probed!" Usually I want to hide in the flower pot. Doc: "Kivistö!" Me thinking: "Oh well, it will get done for some time!"

I was suggested a break up again -- between the lines. Santeri: "Because I have started to doubt this relationship." Me: "It would have been fairer if it had not been taken on in the sauna. It would have been fairer to say: 'I guess this is it. I am expecting you to move out in January.'" Me: "I have no idea what is going to happen. I know I would appreciate it if I had been told of fixable problems immediately." Me: "Negativity is hard to keep at bay, of course." Negativity: "'Let's have a friendly break up', what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I am not going with this, I only get to be a catsitter and run errands..."

Me: "We changed my birth control prescription at the doc's. The doc was worried of my high blood pressure. Me thinking: "I gotta remember to reduce salt, salmiac and stress from my life. More exercise and vegetables." Me: "I also got some antibiotics for my inflamed thumb!"

10th of November, 2015. Written and drawn by Mia K. Come ask me about sorting of garbage; apt. 40 Me: "About sorting the garbage" Me: "If the garbage bin says 'PAPER', it is not for..." NOT FOR: - plastic - metal - glass - textiles - card board - bio waste - Anything that is not paper !

"What even is a business incubator?" "What is burial water?" "Where is everyone?" "Why some stories need to be read in between the lines?" "Why no one can sort their garbage?" "How non-geeks spend their time?" "How could I be more laid-back?"

"Unexpected debater" [The bin is for card board] Me: "You sure that mixed waste belongs here?"

Me thinking: "Don Rosa would be coming to Finland for a signing gig..." "Okay, remember when it was meant that you'd be more laid-back?" "Laid-back!" " Laid-back! " "...And now I go pick a book I want signed!" "So much for being laid-back." ~*~ Kävi sitten niin, että signeeraukset olivat kirjakaupoissa ja signeerauksen sai vain paikanpäältä ostettuihin kirjoihin. Minulla ei ollut varaa ostaa uusia kirjoja (saati kiinnostusta), joten olin sitten rennosti ja huolettomasti kotona. It happened just so, that the signatures were meant for books bought at the stores on signing day. I could not afford anything new (nor did I have interest for the new publications), so I was laid-back at home that day.

"Meeting friends is fun, but battery needs to be recharged."

"I like window shopping." "There is something soothing in looking at items." "It does not matter, even if--" "Those are 300 EUR bed sheets!"

"Osku probably would like this!" [I am holding a cat toy which has a noise maker inside] At home: "Yeah, that is for you!" [toy squeaks] "Oh, Osku is so happy!" [toy squeaks] At night: [Lots of squeaking from the toy] Me thinking: "The dumbest purchase of my life!"

"Hi! My name is Mia, and I am (unashamedly) poor." The start of the month went with very few gigs, because of being sick. Living is still taking money. [a bundle of receipts and bills] To make things easier, I decided to try the food aid of Takaisin Elämään Ry [a local, Christianity based association] "I have visited the food aid distribution at Hyvinkää's Toimari before." "- This is an open for everyone food aid every Monday at 12.30 pm. Some people come to queue an hour before the start. - Take your own bag. - No bullying, shoving or cutting the queue. - Let the workers do their thing in peace." Osku: "There is another queue dedicated to students on Thursdays, at 3 pm. Take your student card or other proof of being a student with you!" There was a longer line compared to Hyvinkää's queue. Families with children were put on their own line. "The queue went on pretty fast. I think I got out of there in 15 minutes." "Although it looked like some people were keeping a spot to their friends, too. I think that is cutting the line, kinda." "In Toimari of Hyvinkää they used queuing numbers. In here, people got served in order of arriving." From the food aid queue I got: - sausage - bag of potatoes - bag of dill - a couple of apples - a couple of yogurts and similar milk products - a box of large tomatoes - ...and a small packet of octopus. "Octopus was a bit of a surprise..." [I have never tried it] And one was able to take bread from crates by one's own need. "I might try the food aid queue of Takaisin Elämään Ry again. I give three stars out of five, and plus for the fact that yogurts and other milk products were not crushed to the bottom of the bag."

"My blood pressure has not dropped a bit and I am scared!" "I just can't stop stressing out." "My body can't handle the pressure and I will die(*!" (*Well, I guess I won't die immediately tomorrow. "Preferably I would like to jump into a black hole right now."

Tornado tits

Poikkeuksellisesti en tarjoa englanninkielistä käännöstä, koska linkkaamani kappale on suomeksi. Pahoittelen tästä aiheutuvaa haittaa! Exceptionally, this comic will not be provided with translation to English, because the song linked is in Finnish. I apologize for the inconvenience! ~*~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95esTrYaC7w En omista videon materiaalia. Videon materiaalit kuuluvat niiden alkuperäisille tekijöille.

"It's a little windy outside..."

Santeri: "One friend is starting a crowdfunding to get a fancy new tablet." Me: "Theymm..." "Ermmm..." Me: "Ewwwww..." Me: "I thought like a FMC HC(*, like 'they should get a real job'." Santeri: "It happens." (* Full Middle Class citizen, Hopeless Case

"I have been thinking about why I update this blog." "I am not aware enough to make comics that speak out politically. And my life is not specifically inspiring." Inner Predator: "And you are not specifically fun or smart either." Me: "No one asked you, go to hell." IP: "Huh, well okay then! I'm just saying that you are not even a specifically good artist either." Me: "And I will quiet you with drawing a little bit more!" Me: "Although it would be fun not to be thirsty for outside recognition, that might never come."

"I have walked more to help my blood pressure to get better. My body thanked me with an insanely achy blister on the sole of my foot."

Me: "An announcement of my blood pressure." I increased the daily exercise about half an hour a day, decreased salt in my diet and made sure I eat enough vegetables. Me: "Bleagh..." My blood pressure has not decreased well enough. Nurse: "These numbers are declining, but they could decline better." Me: "So, nowadays I am enjoying a pill of blood pressure lowering medicine." Me: "I am attempting to exercise an hour a day, but with bad success." At work, I sometimes have time to eye the salt contents of food items. At the moment, the record is held by soy sauce (13,1% of salt). Nurse appointments start in mid-January. Before that, I have to move briskly and take it easy.

Miia commented: "It would be nice to read more updates about your exercise. How do you exercise, if you exercise for an hour a day? Was it hard to start? Is it hard to manage?" Me: "I mostly walk." "I changed my route to run errands and to work." I live within a seven minute walk from the station. Me: "NOOOOO!" Although it does not guarantee catching the train. Me: "And because seven minutes is not enough, I have started to walk either to Leinelä's station or to Rekola's station." "One walks to Leinelä in half an hour and to Rekola in little less than half an hour." Me: "And on the way to home, same change is needed." "This is not executed everyday, though." Starting was not that hard. I just need to reserve more time to get to work. Me: "Oh, better go." On free time, I need to get a grip, naturally. Me thinking: "I wonder if I should've gone outside?" Me: "About managing, I can say that this is more of a battle of the spirit rather than flesh." Especially on bad weather! Me: "I am also planning to get myself a swimming hall pass. It's nice to go to the steam sau-- I mean swimming!" By the way, I am not sure if it is the effect of the meds or increased exercise, but I have felt more relaxed and calm as of late. Me thinking: "Exceptionally nice feeling!"

[I snort and snuffle] Me: "Ehh, wha...?" Me: "Well then." [I groan while walking] Me thinking: "Finally a handkerchief!" [I gasp as a sneeze starts] [I sneeze] [I snort]

Me thinking: "A hair off my head!" "Eleven splits must be a new personal record!"

"My blog is the featured blog of the month!" [beams] "And now that my fifteen minutes of fame are over, what should I think of next?" "I could start sketching that lyric comic, I could reply a couple of questions, a travel update at one point, and I have a couple of new ideas, too..."

Leviathan asked: "Coffee, tea or cocoa?" Me: "Well, coffee certainly is out of the question!" "Fucking ew." And I don't believe the caffeine is too good for my blood circulation. Me: "I don't feel well." Me: "Tea or cocoa I drink rather seldom." My favourite tea is organic green tea spiced with mango. Me: "And sometimes I drink peppermint brew, which can't be called tea, because it does not have any tea plant's leaves in it."

"My dear customer." "I have eight years of experience of cashier work. The total amount on the receipt has never been allowed to exceed the sum in the paying commitment." "I was right, you were wrong! " "You dared to yell to a customer servant; you are just a miserable bully. You taught your children that maybe causing a ruckus might help you get things your way." "Let it be the last time, you raise your voice toward a customer servant. You should be ashamed of yourself, grown up human being."

At the lab: "Blood works are making me anxious." "Good thing I brought a book." [book title: "You'll Die"] Siis tällainen opus kyseessä:

Me: "Eugh." Someone has had to test if gravity works in the elevator by spitting (hopefully it is spit). Apparently the gravity works, but dried trickles of spit reach from the street level to the twelfth floor. Me: "In my opinion, that is the nastiest mess in the whole house. I always push the elevator door open with my elbow." The house has had cleaners, who take care of the corridors and saunas. Me: "I have not seen any of them in a long while. They might be on vacation or quit. I would not wonder or judge the quitting." Me: "This is not particularly my business..." ...But SOMETHING must be done to those trickles.

Me: "I am hungry, thirsty, cold and tired and I should also take a shower..." Me: "Don't say you rubbed another turd on the floor."

Me: "Well then, is there anything interesting in Facebook?" [I get punched by things like fatphobia, racist tantrums and stories of rape threats] Me: "Maybe I'll take a walk instead." Me thinking: "Something should be done to those things, though..."

Me: "I got to travel!" Kata: "I promised we'd go to Tallinn." We woke up at 5:30 am. Me: "I can bring souvenirs in these bags beneath my eyes, geez..." The train and tram car were on time. Me: "Someone out there is blessing our trip." Kata thinking: "We made it!" Level of tiredness was noticeable in the ship. Kata: "How does this locker even work?" Me: "..." Me: "How about like this?" The streets of Old Town in Tallinn were slippery. Kata: "Did you hurt yourself?" Me: "No." We found a nice woollen shirt as a gift for Santeri. Me: "Half of my budget is gone." Kata: "That old lady was SO adorable. And my new wool mittens are lovely!" I found other nice things too. Me: "One bar of that chocolate, one bar of that, one of that, and that one too." Also mugs with animal prints, post cards and pens. I also found my favourite tea. Walking was exhausting, though. Me: "Wanna head back to the harbor?" Kata: "We could, yeah." First we waited for hurry, then we hurried to wait. Me: "How long left?" Kata: "Two hours." Luckily I had a book with me. Me: "A dead person could be said to have joined the ghost pilots." On the way back to Finland, we went to the buffet for dinner. Apparently there had been changes in the menu. Me: "This Caesar salad has blue mold cheese in it? Outrageous!" [Kata does not like blue mold cheese] Food was generally speaking tasty and there was a plenty of it! On the ship, we had to do some late shopping, still. Me: "One bag of those candies, one of those, one of those too!" Me: "If someone has not guessed by far, candy is my weakness." The rest of the trip went with sitting. [I have new nail polish]

On the train: Someone behind me: "Whell, I came back to the trhain, becush YOU don't want to be with mehhh! Yeah, I am selfishh piece of shhit! Don't yell, lishten to me!" Me thinking: "Yes, let the hate flow through you!" Me thinking: "Hate just really makes one really bitter." Me thinking: "They'd turn me to the dark side of the Force with ease, though." Someone behind me: "Yeahh, shhut up!"

"I went and took some blood tests. The my blood sugar levels, cholesterol and liver's state are screamingly high." "I booked a time for diabetes screening." "That can at least be done in the Internet." "I suspect I have diabetes and a humongous fatty liver." "For both, the only solution is of course WEIGHT LOSS." "I find the thought seriously repulsive!" "It is causing me problems already." Someone in the net: "It was nice to have chocolate, chips and dip for evening snack. Tomorrow the same." Me: "Catch fire and DIE!" "Luckily I bought a ticket to a theater show called LÄSKI (engl. FAT) by Teatteri Takomo." "I'll tell you later if it was good." After the show: "I-it was good."

"This comic is about a family member. To protect their identity, I won't give names." "I ask for discretion, but I remind you, that I have the right to tell this story how I have experienced it. If people want me to speak warmly of them, they should behave better." One day: [Phone vibrates as a sign of text message] [I scratch my head] Message: "I am sorry I said what I said. Thinking of you and missing you. Message me at least if life is good." Me thinking: "I don't know if I have the energy to keep on anger, but do I have the energy for..." Tantrums? Arguments? Me: "STFU and listen!" Panic attacks? [I am hyperventilating] Me: "I'd better write some confidants about this." The evening of the same day: [Phone vibrates as a sign of text message] Message: "Well, at least I said sorry." Me thinking: "You made this hard, then!"

Me: "Freeing the opening hours of grocery shops has probably provided me more suitable work shifts." "Although, people have asked one thing pretty often..." Customer: "Well, do you get any customers at this hour?" And I only would like to answer: Me: "You are here, too, no? Your total is 9,45 EUR. Would you like a small plastic bag?"

You broke me into pieces. Then you complained how you hurt yourself with those pieces. I have barely gotten myself back together. And you have the gall to think I would allow you near me again. Me: "Yeah, well, don't even think about it."

"New phone!" "New pants!" "New blood sugar meter!" "Um, wait, wha--?" [I am given a new diagnosis of type 2 diabetes] "Uhh-huh."

Me: "My blog's anniversary came and went." I have been really busy. Nurse: "And you should book an appointment to an eye exam, and..." [I am buried in many, many diabetes leaflets.] Me: "Although it would be nice to have a reader count. Leave a comment to the comment section, Facebook or in email. THANK YOU!"

As of late, I have watched a lot of cooking shows. Me: "Yumm!" TV: "15 minuuttia!" Especially I have watched: Master Chef Australia and Worst Cooks in America. I was discussing WCiA with a pal. Me typing: "And one fried without any oil..." Me: "Then I needed to google which season I am watching." Wiki: "Winner on nth season was person XXXX." I spoiled myself. Me: "Hmph."

Tein Tumblrissa joitain piirroshaasteita joku aika sitten. Eli: Piirrä itsesi kuin olisit Sailor Moonin maailmasta Piirrä itsesi feenix-lintuna ja piirrä itsesi lohikäärmeenä.

Olen piirtänyt tässä keväällä onnittelupiirroksia ja -sarjiksen piirieni ihmisille.

"Things that piss me off in being fat!" "There will be some angry text. You might want to close the tab now." 1. Clothing "Fat people are sold only fucking ugly sacks!" "Proper jeans or pants can be found only in one model, and that is done with crappy materials. It will be worn out under a second." 2. My health "I WANT to speak about my diabetes, but as a sick person, it might make me think I am a "bad fatty". "I am waiting for that moment, when a stranger thinks my health is their business somehow." 3. Lack of human dignity "People stare at me like I am some sort of an animal!" "My human dignity is being taken away! I am not a beast or one person freak show!" [sign says: Do Not Feed!] "Grown ups look at me like dog shit in the bottom of their shoe!" 4. Mundane fatphobia "When a pal says 'I don't want to gain weight', I hear: 'I don't want to look like you'. "Because nothing is worse than being fat."

"If you could stop giving cold shoulder and not talking, that would be nice. It is killing me."