"I went and took some blood tests. The my blood sugar levels, cholesterol and liver's state are screamingly high."
"I booked a time for diabetes screening."
"That can at least be done in the Internet."
"I suspect I have diabetes and a humongous fatty liver."
"For both, the only solution is of course WEIGHT LOSS."
"I find the thought seriously repulsive!"
"It is causing me problems already."
Someone in the net: "It was nice to have chocolate, chips and dip for evening snack. Tomorrow the same."
Me: "Catch fire and DIE!"
"Luckily I bought a ticket to a theater show called LÄSKI (engl. FAT) by Teatteri Takomo."
"I'll tell you later if it was good."
After the show:
"I-it was good."
