On the train:
Someone behind me: "Whell, I came back to the trhain, becush YOU don't want to be with mehhh!
Yeah, I am selfishh piece of shhit! Don't yell, lishten to me!"
Me thinking: "Yes, let the hate flow through you!"
Me thinking: "Hate just really makes one really bitter."
Me thinking: "They'd turn me to the dark side of the Force with ease, though."
Someone behind me: "Yeahh, shhut up!"