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"I was supposed to vent about how annoying it is when people diss themselves. I don't have the energy to vent. I am just saying, that there is no use dissing one self, because it only makes one feel bad." "It took me over twenty years to build my self confidence on this level. I AM self confident; my confidence is just made out of fragile material." Thinking: "What can I even say or think, when someone I hold in greater regard disses themselves?" Some person: "I am just so unbelievably ugly and fat! My fat makes me ugly!" [I am over two times fatter] Me thinking: "If they think fat people are ugly, then why are they my friend? Maybe I am supposed to build up their ego? Am I just some oddball freak? They think I am the size of planet Jupiter they most likely insult me behind my back..." Me out loud: "Everything is fine!" Me thinking: "This hurts, this hurts!" [faint crackling] "But my point is, that accepting one's self makes one feel better. Media claims that fat is ugly, and that is utter BULLSHIT. You are enough as you are. If someone says otherwise, they can suck an egg!"

Poikkeuksellisesti siteeraan teoksessa toista sarjakuvaa. Paasaukseni on lainattu Juan Díaz Canalesin ja Juanjo Guarnidon teoksesta Amarillo (s. 51), kääntänyt Kirsi Kinnunen. Koska kyseessä on sitaatti, en tällä kertaa käännä tekstiä englanniksi. Unlike my usual comics, this one has a quote from the book Amarillo written by Juan Díaz Canales and drawn by Juanjo Guarnido (p. 51 in Finnish edition), translation from original language done by Kirsi Kinnunen. Because I have used a direct quote, I won't be providing English translations this time. Sivunoottina mainittakoon, että en ole oikeasti henk.koht. paasannut tuolla lailla esim. Kelan konttorissa, mutta mieli kyllä sinänsä tekisi.

WORLD'S BIGGEST DOG! "Tut tut, Eppu. Don't pull!"

*Siiiiiigh* "My dear colleagues. I am only asking for a bit of humanity." Nothing at work is worse than a colleague has a face like elephant's butt. Like this... "Especially if the matter is something small. If I call the wrong department, you only need to tell me the correct one. I'll call there. If I happen to let you out on break a tad late, see you gone already and stay in your cash point, you only need to say 'you should not have'." "Treat me like you want yourselves to be treated, that is the only thing I ask for." "That was all. Thanks and sorry."

Some weeks ago, I noticed a thing: "I am alive, but have no spirit." I did things on automation. *twitchtwitchtwitch* Things did not bring me joy. *Siiiiigh* "Luckily, I have faced this before. So I went to look for my lost spirit." E.g. from the swimming hall's pool: "You don't go anywhere!" From the steam bath. From the movies and series I like. "Hmmm." "I almost did a note of disappearance. That my spirit will be noticed by making things hard for others and it likes onion rings." I got my spirit back, however. Someday I will tell where and how I found it. "Gotcha!"

"Fascinating..."

"As soon as the fasting started, I have craved for all the things I am not supposed to eat." Nootti: Kyseessä on puhdistautumisrituaali ennen pääsiäistä. En syö lihaa, kalaa, siipikarjaa, karkkeja, sokerijuomia tai naksuja. Tänä vuonna olen lisännyt seksinkin kiellettyjen juttujen listalle. Kyseessä ei ole "likaista vettä ja appelsiini päivässä"-paasto. Note: This is a purification ritual for me before Easter. I don't eat meat, fish or poultry, sweets, sugary drinks or crisps/puffs/snacks. This year I have added sex to the list of forbidden things. This is not a "cup of dirty water and an orange a day"-kind of fasting.

"What great do you want to achieve in your life?" "I want to gather enough money to build Eden." "I want to create comics that help people to love themselves more." "I want to get my health in order. Continuing colds are getting irritating!" "I want to live in a warm place, where people are nice to each other." "I want to do SOMETHING every day!" "I only want to learn how to make the ultimate lasagna..."

The comic cliché I hate the most: "Dude wants to eat the friends of his son? Pretty sick!" Sepe "Iso Paha" Susi © Disney

"I am fucking pissed off! RAAAAH!!"

"My blog reaches a year today. During that year, I have established my style and improved. I would like to thank all my supporters, readers, commentators and likers. You are the wind beneath my wings!"

Happened on Valentine's Day: "Shall we toast for the Valentine's?" "I have heard that one shouldn't toast with water glasses... But I suppose it does not make my head fall off!" "And Satan won't emerge, if one toasts with water glasses." "Well, what's bothering you?"

Thinking: "Why did I forbid myself everything I like to eat?" "!!!" Thinking: "I did not forbid the pepperoni peppers!" Thinking: "This is SO gonna come back and bite me in the arse."

Thinking: "Is that Ikea bag tied on that oak branch?"

"Considering this blog is one year old, I shall have a query. Replies can also be sent privately to my email. Address is in the front page of the blog." "- What would you like to see me focus on my work? - What you like so far? - What you'd like to see improve?" "- Anything that irks you about my art? - Stuff you want to see me draw?" "Oh yeah, and I'd like to know who all read these comics, even irregularly. Leave a comment to the comment box, please?"

"I really do not like those adultery sideplots!" TV series: "We have to stop meeting like this!"

"Yaay! And then the next disc!" TV: *plays the ending tune of series* "Huh? Last episode was episode 5?" TV: House of Eliott - episode 9 "Hmm..." TV: *plays the intro tune* "I think I accidentally skipped the whole ending of the first season." "I thought I had slept over it!" Bad habit while watching series: "If I rest my eyes a little bit." Three hours pass: "Zzz"

Olen ottanut vahvasti vaikutteita Manu Larcenet'lta. Tuo "you disappoint me"-kommentti on pelkistetty ja riisuttu alkuperäisestä kontekstista. Elän siinä toivossa, että ko. kommentin kirjoittaja ei toiminut pahoin aikein, vaan pelleili. Hän ei voinut tietää, mitä minulle saattaa tapahtua, koska en tiennyt itsekään. For this comic, I have taken heavy influence from Manu Larcenet. That "you disappoint me" comment has been simplified and taken off the original context. I live in a hope that the commentator was not acting in ill means, but was being cheeky. They could not possibly know, what might happen to me, because I did not know it myself.

Kas tässä linkki artikkeliin, joka kertoo sisäisestä pedosta tarkemmin. Article in the provided link is all in Finnish, but in a nutshell; the inner predator is that small nagging voice in the backs of our heads, which criticizes us and wants to see us fail. People with normal self confidence can brush the inner predator off easily, but the others with worse self confidence might not be able to do so. "Some time ago, I learned about the term 'inner predator'." "Kuningatar Alkoholi tells more about it in her blog, but if you let me, I could tell something of my own predator." I believe it has kept me company since childhood. As a kid: IP: "They don't want to play with you." Me: "Mmm." In school: IP: "No one wants to sit in the same tablegroup with you." Me: "Mmm. Probably." In junior high: IP: "You're an ugly chick. Lauri knew it too." Me: "Mmm. I guess so." In Confirmation camp: IP: "All those greetings are lie. All of them." Me: "You are right." As young adult: IP: "Your dad can't tolerate you when he is sober." Me: "Yeah." As an adult: IP: "...And then your boyfriend is certainly cheating on you, you are stupid, ugly and, on the top of that, lazy. Then..." IP: "And ... For reals, no one really wants to play with you. You are boring. You smell bad..." IP: "What are you doing?" Me: "And now you keep your lying mouth shut!" Me: "I am damn bored of your bullshit! No one welcomed you in the first place!"

During fasting, it is sometimes kinda hard to find proper packed lunch for work. [All the packages tell they contain meat in some form or another.] And if you want to think of the ethics... Me thinking: "And palm oil again!" [I am holding a packet of spinach crêpes.] But when something suitable is found: "Hah HAA!" And it contains no palm oil: "HAH HAA!!" [I am holding a packet of vegetable patty meal.] "The meal in question is a vegetable patty meal by a firm called Hoviruoka. It was a little expencive, but really tasty."(* (* The meal sadly is not vegan, because it contains egg, butter and cream. "What do you mean I should cook myself? I don't always have energy for that."

Tea party

Meni hermot, koska palmuöljyä on vähän kaikkialla ruoassa ja biodieselissä, ja se tuhoaa kodit orangeilta ja sumatrantiikeriltä (muiden muassa). Kaiken lisäksi se nostaa kolesteroliarvoja. I lost my temper, because everything from food items and biodiesel seem to contain palm oil. It destroys the homes of the orangutans and the Sumatran tigers (among others). Plus it raises cholesterol quite a bit. "YOUR SNACK DESTROYS THE HOMES OF THE ORANGUTANS!!"

"Dear reader. If you have breasts, have you checked them for lumps?"

"Why is your hair always braided? - asked no one ever (does not matter, will tell you anyway) "Let's just say that for practical reasons." "Ouch..." "Mmf?" *munch munch*

"Wh-wh-whaaaat?!" Today I got some letters from the tax management bureau. Thinking: "Oh right, I still own a share of property." "Phew!" Thinking: "That tax is luckily very reasonable, and the last payment date is until September, too!" Thinking: "Better still email my brother and my uncle immediately. I was supposed to sell my share!" Thinking: "And the next thing to do is to draw a comic!"

Happened on Monday, about 6 pm [there are teenagers drinking beer] Thinking: "Does not anyone miss their teenager back to home?"

"Hrrrmm." "What can one do, when one's roleplaying character gets ignored or overlooked?" "And even direct turns of speech, snips of conversation!" "I has repeated a couple of times too many to be a coincidence." "Maybe I am overreacting..." "Dunno... Maybe..." Inner Predator: "..." "Oh, don't you start." "Do I need to roll up a magazine?"

Thinking: "I am a bit worried what will happen to my sweets consuming, when the fasting is over." Thinking: "My situation is similar to an alcoholic's; dropless January or 100 days challenge go with ease. After that, the consuming continues with both hands." Last year: Thinking: "Well, this chocolate does not quite taste like anything..." After five seconds: Thinking: "I've GOT to get more of this!"

*splash* "You decided to wash your toy?" "Osku has a water bucket, because he does not drink from a bowl."

Tämä toimi myös höyryjen päästelynä.

Due to measurements and different terms, this comic will not be translated into English. My apologies for any inconvenience!

"Well then, this kind of day..." "Oh well, it probably will pass, as usual."

Comes the hostess of Pohyola, Fleetly rushing through the door-way, To the centre of the court-room, And addresses thus the stranger: "Who then art thou of the heroes, Who of all the host of heroes, That thou art within my court-rooms, That thou comest to my dwelling, Was not seen without my portals, Was not scented by my watch-dogs?"

"Well, this is change to the old, I guess..." Viitaten / Referring to: Mielenterveys

"Yeeee-ahh, listen! Would it maybe be crowded because these cushions were first reserved for me?!"

"I have been feeling unwell mentally speaking since the whole March." "I have felt myself tired, cranky, like an absolute bitch, invisible, sad..." "Any advice?"

"Dear reader, Have you remembered to drink water?"

I am afraid to die... But I don't want to live either...

"The thursday before Easter holidays was a bit rough." I did not sleep well and on the top of everything, I noticed I had missed a thread that would have been important to one of my roleplay characters. [the game you missed lol] "AAAAAARGH!" For a brief while, my world collapsed "WAAAAH! I AM PISSED OFF!" (* (*I cry very easily nowadays. I had to go to work, anyway. "Your total is 12,55, please!" One customer noticed my tiredness. "You look a little worn out." "I did explain quickly that I had a bad night and a rough day." "My dear customer, thanks for noticing my distress."

Haaste löytyypi täältä

"And on Sunday, we could go to Vallila, and..." *Bling!* "Hmm?" "Eerika invited you in an event." "Eerika invited me into a gathering! Me! Imagine! Wow! Thanks, I will be glad to go! Imagine! Wow!" "People really truly like you!"

Thinking: "Today I have no spoons(* for anything. Especially for meeting people." (*spoons = energy [Doorbell rings] "Whattaaaaa...?" "I need the community room key for 18th?" "Yeap, I'll reserve it for you." Later: "If a nap would bring me more spoons..." [Doorbell rings] "WHATTAAA...?!" "I brought the key back." "Yeap, thanks." Even later: "If I draw a little, then..." [Doorbell rings]

Colorful flower arrangement

Today, we needed to discuss a thing related on the forum. Me: "Well, I think it is a bit unpleasant, if ordinary threads are done outside our forum." Mod Tam: "It also is maybe a bit unnecessary?" Me: "I mean, I do get if the thread breaks the rules of the forum provider. But otherwise ordinary threads played outside the forum can alienate others, especially if these games are shouted about on the actual forum." Me: "It is kinda like your friends were having a party and not invited you in there... But talk about it all the time." Anon: "... Then why don't you just have your own party, in other words, open up more your own threads?" Me: "..." Anon: ? Mod Tam: "Please..." Me: "It is not about THAT! Perkele!" Me: "I don't open more threads, because I don't have the energy! I tire easily! I am sick! I have my limits! I am nothing but a flawed human being! We just do not want your super exclusive outside-the-forum games rubbed on our faces! Saatana!" Me: "Okay, it did not actually go like that, word by word..." Me: "In reality, it looked something like this. Or at least close." Me: Lalalalalaa, everything is fine!" Mod Tam: "Holy Christ Almighty, Mia." ~*~ Olen mä harkinnut moderoinnin lopettamista, kun se homma menee multa aina perseelleen. I have thought of quitting the mod job, because I always fuck it up.

Me thinking: "It is raining and shining at the same time... Somewhere must be a rai--" Me thinking: "WOW!!"

"Huh?" Me: "Fanteri! Bring me a drinking glaff, poftcard and a cfair! There'f a ladybug in here!" Me: "On the glaff above the door!" Santeri: "Roger that!" Santeri caught the ladybug eventually. Santeri: "Two-dotted one!" We let it out.

"Wolf Kankare came to my cash register!" Thinking: "My deodorant probably failed me." ~*~ Ja kaikkihan Wolfin blogin tietävät, eiks vaan?

Antichrist "I always have to be ashamed of you, Lucifer!" [Typical child's temper tantrum]

Sometimes: Me thinking: "Gee, it would be nice to watch something romantic!" "Or read!" "Or plan some romantic sideplot for roleplay! "I wonder if anyone would like to play something romantic?" "Or maybe if I text Santeri..." On another times: Me thinking: "You really needed to ruin this book with some romance!" "Does not fit in at all!" "Bloody hell, how disgusting!"

"This ongoing week has been surprisingly hard." No work on Monday. No work on Tuesday. On Wednesday I got a shift, but it got cancelled in favor of someone else. We had been reserving it the same time. Employer: "We let you know if new shifts open." Me: "Alright. Thanks." No work on Thursday either. World: "Screw you!" Lappy: "No shifts lol" When there is no work, time is spent with being anxious. Me thinking: "Everybody hates me." Me: "I just want 3-4 shifts a week, visit the swimming hall and buy my favorite candy." Online comment: "Your environment drawings are pretty!" Me thinking: "If only I had more spoons to thank more fast-flowing." Nice feedback has brightened me up a little. The lack of money is distressing, but who would not be distressed? Me: "I wonder if anyone would like to buy my original drawings?(* One paper is a tenner and two costs fifteen euros..." *siiigh* (* Original drawings, as in environment drawings, star animals, miscellaneous, etc. Not comics.

At workplace, going to the changing room in the back. Advertisement: Robber's roast: 22,90 €/kg Advertisement 2: Goat's cheese : 19,90 €/kg Me: "Hmm..." Me thinking: "For some reason I began to crave for a baguette filled with roast and goat's cheese." Extra: Osku helps with laundry.

"My stress level is reaching the sky. It is making my life EXTREMELY uncomfortable." "I do not sleep well. I do not eat well. I do not feel well."

"I might seem negative, but the truth is that I don't care."

Tavallisista tavoistani poiketen lisään nyt viimeistelemättömiä sarjakuvia, koska haluan saada nämä vain systeemistäni mahdollisimman nopeasti ulos ja unohtaa. Joo, ei ollut kiva viikonloppu. ~*~ Unlike my usual behaviour, these comic will be published without translation or proper finishing touches. I only want to get them out of my system and forget. One might guess I did not have a good weekend.

Tavallisista tavoistani poiketen lisään nyt viimeistelemättömiä sarjakuvia, koska haluan saada nämä vain systeemistäni mahdollisimman nopeasti ulos ja unohtaa. Joo, ei ollut kiva viikonloppu. ~*~ Unlike my usual behaviour, these comic will be published without translation or proper finishing touches. I only want to get them out of my system and forget. One might guess I did not have a good weekend.

Panel 1: "Updates done, web things read..." Panel 2: "Santeri's at work, I have an evening shift, the house is quiet..." Panel 3: "I can concentrate on my favourite hobby!" Panel 4: "Zzz..."

"So... ANOTHER shift in a row for this week! Is this a dream?" "Would I dare to be a little hopeful, even?"

"Mmm... I feel like eating an orange." Santeri: "Wow! Real freshly squeezed orange juice!" Me: "Yep!"

Webpage: "It would take about seven months to travel this distance in a space ship. Better be some good in-flight entertainment. In case you're wondering, you'd need about 2000 feature-length movies to occupy that many waking hours." Me thinking: "I don't have that many movies." ~*~ Oheinen nettisivu tässä: If The Moon Were Only 1 Pixel

[Phone beeping] Text message: "Dear customer, clearing of shareholders is ready. To patronize the bank office, please book an appointment by calling telephone number 0200 3000. Kind regards, Nordea." Me: "Well, let's get that off the way! [phone being dialed] Recorded message: "Dear customer, characterize your business before booking an appointment." Me: "..." "..." "..." "I-I can't." "Perkele!"

Ice hockey Me: "Ice hockey is serious business ... To some. Ice Hockey Fan-Jenny: "FINLAAAND! FINLAND FOR THE WIN!!! ÖÖÖÖ!! FINLAAAND!! ...ING ...SSIANS... CK!!"

"If I could cast curses, I totally would make a mess of some people's digesting systems. No more normal action for them, only constipation and diarrhea by turns."

"My newest interest and occasional pastime is nowadays shoplisting -- or, spotting lists and notes in shops." The note is usually a shopping list, memory note or somesuch. Receipts are not counted or included. "The notes I find, I usually scan and share them in Löydetyt kauppalaput group in Facebook." [Löydetyt kauppalaput = Found shopping notes] "Others like to take pics to share of their findings, some others save their findings, and there are people who dig through the trash buckets at the end of cashier line." I don't always dedicate myself in searching the notes, but I happen to be working as a cashier. Me: "I'm cleaning up a little." Me thinking: "Keeheehee, something interesting!" Sometimes I even get given shopping notes. Customer: "You can throw this away." Although I am not sure if I can count them as found . My own notes and lists I write in a small notebook. Me: "Mmhmm... If I had minced meat gravy last week..." Me: "Sometimes I am a little worried of a possibility of losing my notebook..." Some random customer thinking: "This dork buys the same vegetables every time!" ~*~ Löydetyt kauppalaput-ryhmä Facebookissa

"I have been vacationing. There is still not much work." I patronized a bank one day, estate business. Bank clerk: "Yeap, this account has [four digit number]. Want me to transfer them over to yours?" Me thinking: "BLIMEY!" Money worries eased for summer, at least.

"What on earth!? Why are you flattening like that!? I tried to bake profiteroles, not proflateroles!" [baked goods going 'phwiiiiiiiiiiiii...']

"Pfft, tried to draw something sensible, did not make it!"

One evening: [No good - no good - no good - no good] Me thinking: "Stop it, STOP IT!!"

We renewed our Netflix-subscription. Me snapping through provided programs: "Meh. Meh. Meh." TV: "Tervetuloa Kauhukeittiöön!" Me thinking: "Now if only I also had my favourite candy!" Gordon Ramsay TV:ssä: "Mitä **ttua luulet tekeväsi!?"

Huom! Tämä on cis-sukupuolisen heteron näkökulmasta kirjoitettu ja piirretty, siksi ensimmäisen sivun viimeinen ruutu hyvistä tavoista keskittyy siihen, että Pridessä ei ole kysymys herkistä hetero-tunteista. Jos et ole cis-het, sinulla on kaikki oikeudet osallistua Pride-kulkueeseen ja muihin tapahtumiin. Miia Vistilä piirsikin jo neuvot ja ohjeet introvertin Pride-kulkueeseen . "Yesterday, I attended to my first Pride parade. Because it is the general Pride season, here is a list of reminders for beginners." "Anyone can join the parade and a possible park party. One can walk only a part of the route. One can attend either just the parade or the party, if the energy is not cut out for both." No one asks about sexuality or gender identity, but remember good manners. Me: "Don't be that person." Cishet: "Me! Me! But what about my feelings? Me! I am minority here!" Take a note of the weather. "Better remember sunblock during the Pride season. I forgot and got to nurse sunburnt skin. Sigh." Remember to pack water with you. Many will have alcoholic drink, but water should be taken as well. Dehydration on a hot day is no laughing matter. Parade might be long, so pack a little power snack with you, even if you won't stay for the park party or picnic. Fruit or a snack bar work well. "Good shoes are mandatory! Depending on the city, the parade route might go on cobble stones. And blisters are not fun either." "The police and voluntary traffic guides take care of the route's safety, but be on your guard. There is a lot of people in the parade, so make sure your possessions are safe. Pickpockets thrive in large crowds. I hope these reminders were helpful! Have a fun and safe Pride parade!"

Me thinking: "I do feel like such a homemaker now!"

I was reading the official Postcrossing forum. Commentator 1: "I got a folded card as an official. I did not like it. :(" Commentator 2: "Yeah, they are not quite fitting to the PC's spirit." Commentator 3: "Yeah, regular cards preferred." Me: "I wonder if anyone wants some mail from me...?" ~*~ Kortit ovat menneet!

"Hot July! Have I ever told you how simple household chores make me feel like a super human?" For example, I made a couple of rounds to the garbage shed. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" [Someone's plastics in cardboard waste] [Metal cans] [Cardboards] [Osku's leavings] I also cleaned up the attic closet appointed to our apartment. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" [NOT our furniture (broken)] [Trashbag full of NOT our trash] I put the bad go round and moved the broken furniture to another unlocked closet. "Hnnngh!" But on another note, I would not have gotten it to a recycling point on my own either. Our closet also had shards of glass (bottles, broken). "Oh, for fuck's sake!" Luckily I got the shards cleaned up and a lock to the closet door. At home, I washed the floors. But not very well. "And everyone is going to see that smudge!" Osku helped by dropping my dried up marjoram to a water bucket.

Santeri: "I feel like we are growing apart."

"Whitechapel was really scary series and its end made me frustrated." "Hmmmmmmmm..." "Let me re-watch it, because surely I won't be scared or frustrated again, a-hyuck-hyuck!" After a couple of episodes: [I am visibly scared and anxious] TV series: "Eeeeek!" The ending of the series: "Hrnngh! I have never been so frustrated in my life!"

In my thoughts, I have already separated our things.

"To avoid thinking of negative things, I wanted to tell you about my favourite nuts." When I was a kid, I hated nuts. Only at adult age I have learned to eat peanuts, cashews and Brazil nuts... Today I discovered a thing, while I was doing background research. "Not even one of the aforementioned nuts is an actual nut . Well, I knew about the peanut already. It is related to peas. But the rest are also seeds of fruit and drupes. It means I still have not learned to eat nuts." "So, my favourites from "nut-like seeds"! Shared third place: Almond and peanut Second place: Brazil nut "Brazil nut can also be rubbed on wooden laminated floors or wooden furniture to fade away light-appearing scratches..." First place: Cashew! "They are delicious when wasabi-spiced!"

I went to take out some trash. [mixed waste] Me: "..." [bio waste] [There is a glass bottle and plastic bags in bio waste.] Me thinking: "I don't have spoons for this..." Me: "Huh?" [Plastic bag full of paper and some misc crap in collectible paper bin] [collectible paper - no plastic, please] Me: "..." Me thinking: "I can't stand this!" Me: "If someone knows how to teach a house full of inept people to sort their waste, let me know... Language barrier might be a problem." ~*~ Punasilmä-ruutuihin kuvitelkaa Terminator 2:n tunnusmusiikin alkutahdit. | In the panels with red eyes, imagine the first notes of Terminator 2 theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNXq5DUZnk

"Today our house had water cut for nine hours because of a renovation thing." The cut was announced in notes on door and elevators already a couple of days before the date. Note: "Please note, water will be cut on 9th of July, 2015 from 9 am to 6 pm because blah blah" I prepared pretty well. Three buckets for flushing the toilet. One bowl for washing hands. One and half liters for drinking. But then I got called to work. "Well, it is almost nine, I better hurry up." [Washing machine noises from upstairs neighbour] Me thinking: "I wonder how neighbour's laundry is going to turn out? Water will be cut soon." Bonus: Osku helps with my laundry.

Once in the elevator, one neighbour opened up to me. Neighbour: "The elevator was just under renovation and it still does not work. GOD DAMN IT, THIS HOUSE IS CRAZY!" Me: I am beginning to agree with the neighbour. The laundry room does not always work, the garbage disposal CERTAINLY DOES NOT work, and one other neighbour already lost the key to the society room, too. God damn it, this house is crazy indeed."