[Phone beeping]
Text message: "Dear customer, clearing of shareholders is ready. To patronize the bank office, please book an appointment by calling telephone number 0200 3000.
Kind regards, Nordea."
Me: "Well, let's get that off the way!
[phone being dialed]
Recorded message: "Dear customer, characterize your business before booking an appointment."
Me: "..."
"..."
"..."
"I-I can't."
"Perkele!"