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Tämän enempää en ehtinyt piirtää kun piti taas muuttaa pois vanhemmilta.

A GOOD DAY: I was able to sleep in cause the school started so late. Even the neighbours didn't wake me up. // They didn't teach anything too difficult yet. // After school I went to Pori city centre. I met one of my new classmates and mentioned 24 hour comics day. We decided to arrange a happening. // I visited shops. In the evening I went for a walk in Käppärä grave yard. // Jusélius Mausoleum looked so cool in the twilight. I spent the rest of that week with a cold but it was worth it. PAPRIKA: At last I woke up early. Now I can go to sleep early too. // They're airing Paprika at 45 minutes past midnight. // Later At last I found this in the library. // Goddammit! It's stuck! The library always has scratched DVDs. // So I'm forced to watch it online. // And then I was able to watch it without a problem. And it was worth it.

Siitä saa valita onnennumeron ja kirjottaa sen kommenttiin.

Why did you unplug all the plugs? / There was thunder. // Why did you unplug ALL THE PLUGS?

They've taught us lighting at school. // It's surprisingly useful // when I skype with Mum. / I still can't see your face properly! Mum: ...and there were heaps of chanterelles... // then I - Emmi you even listening? (Yeah...) // You're reading the news again! You looked as if you were miles away! Siitäpä tulikin mieleeni: Huomenna olen järjestämässä 24 tuntia sarjakuvaa -tapahtuman Porissa. Lauantain ja sunnuntain iltapäiväneljän välissä meillä on Skype päällä, laitteiden salliessa. Ihan kaikki kiinnostuneet, varsinkin muut omia kaksnelosiaan väsäävät, voivat pirautella käyttäjätunnukselle Kaksnelonen-Pori.

I've got a gift card so I thought I might buy a scenner. // Great idea. // Then I wouldn't have to go to school to scan my drawings in the IT classroom. Lopuksi vielä maistiainen viikonloppuna valmistuneesta kaksnelosestani.

Wait a sec. / Hans from Emma manga is actually... Ornette Birks Makkonen of Pauli Kallio and Ville Pirinen's comic! / I've unveiled a conspiracy!

Revenge of the Nerds: Just wanted to watch some 80s movie. But this really sucked. / Watchmen: Couldn't sleep so I watched this. / Public Enemies: We just discussed how versatile Johnny Depp is as an actor. / Fuma Conspiracy: Fucking Goemon. He is pretty weird... Wisper of the Heart / How you're supposed to watch this: It's so romantic! Seiji's so wonderful! / Shuzuku marry me! // How we actually watched it: Why do I own this DVD? The fuck? The Cat Returns: I'm always laughing at this movie. No wonder... / Life of Brian: Not quite as good as I was expecting but okay. / The Aviator: I'm so fucking tough!

Tästä pääsee lukemaan koko sarjakuvan. Click here to read my comic.

I've got a problem. / My former flatmate and current flatmate are almost identical when I draw them. / Elli (before she cut her hair short) and Reetta (without make up) I could draw Reetta with curly hair. / Goddammit! / I just bought a new hair straightener! Why do I look so weird? / Oh right, forgot to draw the wrinkles!

I'm going to update this blog once a week at least for the rest of the year. / If she doesn't she won't be allowed to read any comic blogs and then she'll be pissed off. Idea pöllitty Tuukalta , Anjalta , Ninniltä ja Hernyltä . Vähän myöhässä aloitan. In the morning I bike 2,7 kilometres to the school. / At noon I'm biking 2,7 kilometres back home for lunch. / Then I'll bike yet another 2,7 kilometres to school. / And finally I'm biking back home in the afternoon. / I've biked ten kilometres today. Sounds so sporty.

We had our first lesson on photography. / Now let's go to the studio. You'll spend the rest of the day doing these exercises. / I really need to revise these at home. Where's the shutter button? Mum, could I borrow your system camera ? // You may keep it. / What, really? // It's so heavy I don't like carrying it around.

Tiedän kyl, et Eva piirs Jeremy Brettin jo, mutta en voinut vastustaa kiusausta. Ja kukapa ei olisi pienenä tyttönä tai poikana ihaillut Nuuskamuikkusta?

I saw some 70s Doctor Who DVD box at a local shop. / Could you send me one? / We'll see.

No one's. And everyone knows that. / Let's hug Nääppis so she'll get mad. Käsitin kysymyksen kirjaimellisesti. Calmness. If you're a 4-year-old cat named Sara.

Kuuma puheenaihe. Viestinnän koulutusohjelman lakkauttamisesta oli myös viime viikon Satakunnan Kansan Virta-liitteessä. Ai niin, vuonna 2013 ei oteta enää lisää viestinnän opiskelijoita, mutta aloittaneet saavat jatkaa opinnot loppuun. Muokkaus: Sensuuripalkit lisätty asianomaisten toiveesta.

Ooh, sketchbooks on discount. / I can pay if you'd like to have a few sketchbooks. / So I hoarded them. Thanks, Mom! I've finally learned photography. / I started out with the most difficult models possible. / At least it's been fun.

Hyvin inside. At school: Our campus's library also has Donald Duck magazines. In case you want to study comics. / Because there aren't any other comics besides Donald Duck. At least ones that are better. Jostain syystä "Liiketalous ja kulttuuri Pori" lyhennetään Lipo eikä Likupo. Tomorrow's my day off. Don't feel like going to sleep yet. / I could make that DeviantART improvement meme and laugh at my old artworks. / Wait a sec, these aren't so bad. / Actually I'm quite proud of my younger self.

If Ponyo's mother is so pretty an' all then why is she married to Fujimoto? Whaddya mean? Fujimoto's the worlds most handsome man!

Flatmate: You should draw like this in the next room.

I simply have to see this film! / Let's see when they're showing this in local theatres . / WHAT. / They're not featuring this in Japanese at all. Only in Finnish.

You seem very interested in those Christmas catalogues. / But these bargains are so STUPID. / "Nailclipper with a flash light exclamation mark." "A fantastic super warm headgear." It's actually fucking ugly just look at it. And then there's some pillow for sitting: "Memory Foam - it takes shape after your fucking arse." / "It's also wonderful for car rides" Cars tend to have such hard benches, right? Just think about it. Someone might take one to church! Next day at school.

Muokkaus: Videoryhmäläiseni olivat kovin kiukuissaan siitä, että olin piirtänyt heidät "liian tunnistettaviksi". Lisäsin sensuuripalkit piilottaakseni heidän henkilöllisyytensä blogin lukijoilta.

Saatte kuulla 50 faktaa MINUSTA kunhan jaksan niistä kaikista piirtää. Haaste on ymmärtääkseni Hillon keksimä. Kunnia hänelle. I'll tell you 50 facts of ME but it might just take a while for me to draw them. Hillo 's made up this meme. Praise him. I study Media and Communication Studies at Satakunta University of Applied Sciences. / Today we'll talk about copyrights! / Trying to... concentrate... / Two seconds later: The teacher was talking about what? Tätä piirtäessäni sain tietooni tämän uutisen. "Viestinnän koulutusohjelmaan (medianomi AMK) ja kemiantekniikan koulutusohjelmaan (insinööri AMK) ei oteta lainkaan uusia opiskelijoita." Koska kulttuuri on täysin turha ala. Yeah and basically they won't teach media in my school after my class has graduated because culture is useless and shit and people should get real jobs.

Allu is so dear to us we've coined several nicknames for him. / Daddy's cat! / Mommy's cat.

Sirkku's teacher had been canning mushrooms in their kitchen. / Wat. // Later: Have you been picking muschrooms? / Not you too. // Aren't there any forests in Pori. The two of you being students and all-- (For your information we were talking about mushrooms for food not the ones you thought we were talking about. You can pick mushrooms and berries in forests for free because of everyman's right here in Finland. It'd be a nice way of spending less money on food if you weren't as lazy as we are.)

Dunno. Okay, perhaps the time Häkkis said this in Orivesi: You're so smart when you criticise people. Genre: male // General childishness and also maturity. // Somehow artistic. The most importantly that the person would tolerate a nasty person like me. // There aren't many that can. Everyone else sucks. / You suck. Other: Big noses. Long hair. British accent.

Nice leggings you've got. // These aren't leggings they're underpants. / I know, I'm just teasing you. A tip - for free! Don't bother combing your hair in the mornings. // You'll have a couple of extra minutes for sleeping.

So Animecon had become real weird. // In the evening they had a fancy VIP party. I could go there since my friend had an invitation. // But they had a fire alarm so we went to sit on a corner somewhere. // My friend started chatting with some bloke. // It was Robert fucking Pattison. // A conversation ensued: bluh bluh bluh // Robert Pattison's ruining my experience of Doctor Who by watching it. My friend Elli had been dreaming of David Tennant at the time. Isn't that perfectly unfair? Elli oli samoihin aikoihin nähnyt unta David Tennantista. Täydellisen epäreilua.

Librae are hearty and people love them. They've got lots of friends. // I don't even fulfil the demands of my astrological sign.

Fact 2: I like lucid dreaming. // At least I slept enough. // And I made it to the flying practice! // I've never been this high up.

Yay, tomorrow I'll get to go to school! // To scan my comic diary entries. // By the way I started a new comic project. It's supposed to be ready for Tampere Kuplii comics festival. (Ps. It wasn't)

My school week: Monday - copyrights lecture // Tuesday - video editing // Wednesday - IT // Thursday - Photoshop // Friday - colour theory I used to avoid school work by surfing in the net. - Nowadays I avoid school work by staying away from the computer.

Esitettiin joskus Suomessakin. DVD-julkaisukin löytyy. Traileri.

Äänitettiin televisiosta VHS-kasetille 90-luvulla. Moneen kertaan katsottu oli se kasetti.

Oli jo aikakin. Jättäkää ne Frendit ja muut muka hauskat komediasarjat rauhaan ja tutustukaa laatuun. Näköradioversion lisäksi myös radioteatteriversiot ja itse romaanit.

For your information - don't use the library CDs as a frisbee .

There should be a school for pop culture. // There's one already. Comic studio at Orivesi College of Art. // Well yeah but they teach comics too besides pop culture .

. . Maun filosofia.

I could listen to TM Revolution. // EEEH! Now I miss Orivesi!

Olen yrittänyt johdattaa uusia luokkalaisiani oriveteläiseen sarjakuvantekofilosofiaan. Tällä kertaa kahden minuutin sarjakuvilla. Joskus vielä saan ne luopumaan viivottimista ja lyijykynistä. Reetta look, that child's derping! // Don't say something like that, it's mean! / Just look at it .

Enpä piirtänyt ihan joka tunti, mutta sain ainakin käännytettyä joitain luokkalaisia tekemään omansa. Jos Hourly Comic Day eli helmikuun ensimmäinen meni ohi, voi tunnillisen sarjakuvan tehdä milloin huvittaa.

Hourlyt vaan ovat liian helppo tapa saada kuvapäivistä tehtyä. Ja halusin tehdä sen myös sellaisena päivänä, jona tapahtuukin jotain.

To play pawball you'll need - a bored cat - a human - some audience. The cat is supposed to keep the ball to himself of destroy it. - The human is supposed to steal the ball from the cat or prevent it from rolling under the sofa.

Your middle name's really silly. // But, Emmi, your middle name's - / Don't reveal it to everyone or I'll tell them yours! // You don't even remember my middle names. // No I don't .

In Pori: What a funny cat! // At home: What a funny cat!

Have you been anywhere with your new friends? // We've watched Russian Sherlock Holmes and eaten sweets together! // That's not really what I meant.

Teach me to play! // You push that button for gas pedal and the other for brakes. The map's on the corner. // Dammit! // You really suck at playing! // Well try it for yourself! // Okay then! // You're doing fine. // You don't have to wait for the light to turn green. / I'm not the one crashing the car.

The blog is now officially three years old .

At Sari's house warming party: I can't sleep later than seven anymore. That'd be really useful. You could watch cartoons in the morning. / What're you talking about?

That's it, I'm too old to like manga or anime!

I've got a Fullmetal Alchemist art book. // I use it as an easel. Lukekaa toki Annan kommentti hänen sarjakuvablogistaan.

Anjasen pyynnöstä myös Oriveden mursut.

Drawing is such a nice hobby! // By training regularly you can reach new goals! // After an intensive performance you may become exhausted but also euforic! // But by all means do have breaks in the middle of work outs! Siksipä esittelen muutaman elämäni ajanhaaskaajan. Teistä en tiedä, mutta tykkään itse nähdä muilta tyypeiltä keskeneräisiä töitä. Viikon vinkki: Kuunnelkaa piirtäessä mahdollisimman eeppistä musiikkia. Inceptionin soundtrack suositeltava.

Bella, we can't be friends. / Uh, okay? // Don't come any closer, Bella. // Believe me when I say we can't be friends, Bella! // EINI, WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS! / EMMI, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! "The last film you saw is your life story. How screwed are you?"

You know Hogwarts is a pretty useless school when you come to think of it. / How do you mean? // We're not taught anything useful at all! You know like Geography of foreign languages. Wizards need that kind of stuff too! // For example, who makes the layouts for The Daily Phophet? Does someone study graphic design in a muggle school after graduating from Hogwarts? The writing goes to the right place with magic of course! / Wat. // You're only pissed you keep losing in duel. / No I don't! Perustuu oikeaan ruokapöytäkeskusteluun, mutten muita voinut piirtää tähän, koska vain Jenna on kanssani samassa tuvassa. Mehän ei muiden tupien oppilaita meidän Luihuspöytään huolita! Ainakaan keltaisia puuskupuheja! This conversation actually took place in the school cafeteria.

Tällaista minulta myynnissä Tampere Kupliissa. 24 tunnin sarjakuva, joka kertoo viimeistä vuottaan velhoksi opiskelevasta pojasta. Oriveden entisten sarjislinjalaisten pöytä pienlehtimarssissa, tulkaahan moikkaamaan. Päivitys: Kaikki albumit meni lauantain aikana! Eivätkä menneet edes vaihdoissa vaan ihmiset jopa maksoivat niistä. Huh huh. Kiitokset kaikille rahansa menettäneille.

Some gibberish on a media course. Eini, look! You should draw yourself in your blog as a cat like this. // On one condition. // You'll have to update your blog every day for a week and draw yourself AS A GUINEA PIG. // It's a deal! Kurkatkaa Einin näkökulma tapahtuneeseen hänen blogistaan.

All righty, you may have a break now. Why don't you take little guinea pigs for a turn round the school? // You read comics, right? / No. / Donald Duck magazine! // Children, you should visit the library.

At Tampere kuplii comic festival // Oh noes! I've no place to spend the night! // Help! I wonder if I could stay at them or them? // I could travel to Pori to sleep at home but the train rides cost so much! Wait a second. // I've already sold all my comics. // I'm off to Pori, don't expect me to come back tomorrow!

It's summer finally. // This requires some action. Jee jee, kesä tulee. Täytyyhän jokasella olla henkilökohtaset kesäbändit.

I should google what REAL guinea pigs look like. // They've got BIG NOSES. Lopuks viel yks kavajii marsu. Sanomattakin selvää, etten eläessäni ole nähnyt marsuja kuin kuvissa.

On a Saturday: We'll just have some sushi and watch a couple of Lupin III movies. / Wee! // 14 hours later: Should we go home and sleep? / No! Tähän se yö menikin.

Mother's day. Viimeinen marsusarjakuva jääköön myöhemmäksi, koska tekniset vaikeudet. Eini sai jo oman kissaviikkonsa päätökseen.

You could clean the kitchen since you like wiping the tables so much. // My flatmate's sending me to the kitchen! / I'll clean the toilet!

Mainittakoon, että ainakin yritän blogissa kirjoittaa tyypeille heidän oikeaa murrettaan. Kotiväeltä tosin tuli palautetta, että olen itse alkanut puhua poria blogissa.

Muistin, että olisin aloittanut kuvapäiviksen vasta 2007, mutta löytyi aikaisempi luonnosvihko. Kahdeksannen luokan kevättä. Herranjestas minkä näköistä. An old comic diary entry from 2006. I thought I'd begun drawing comic diary in 2007.

Right, you can't dry jeans in the microwave since they have metal in them. // Wat.

Red tofu: You know when you hiccup long enough so you get vomit in your mouth.

Wonder if you could make paintbrushes out of excess cat hair?

History of Fashion

Mitä syntyykään kun yhdistetään pari tyhjää maitotölkkiä ja sinistä maalia ?

Iidan blogista löytyi meme. Taustalla Skyrim-hahmoni Lalli. Erikoistaitoina karkuun juokseminen ja kukkasten poimiminen. Hän on kuitenkin (ette arvanneetkaan ! ) lohikäärmesyntyinen. Alla oikeutta tekevämpi muotokuva.

I'm a bit disappointed in your brother not becoming a heavy metal musician. // We could adopt Erock as my cool older brother! Just tämä tyyppi.

Skyping late at night // Ellii! / Shhh! // What? / We've gotta stay quiet. // Couldn't you just turn down the volume? / It's not the same. // You can't use the headphones? / They broke. // Feels stupid whispering in Skype. / You complaining?

At the Helsinki Botanical Garden.

Tässä minun panostani Satumatkatoimiston pöytään. Ryhmän blogista löydätte muiden taidekujalle tekemää tavaraa. Maailmanlopun antologia on Satumatkatoimiston yhteinen novellikokoelma. Hinta 4 euroa. Sherlock Holmes -kalenteri on myös Satumatkatoimiston yhteistyönä tuotettu. Sisältää oivaa Holmes-tietoutta kuvien lisäksi! Hinta 4 euroa. Ohessa mallia Piriorjasta. Lehti on Oriveden sarjislinjan 2010-11 yhteinen antologia, jossa kerrotaan Yhesti yhes paikas -sarjan tyyliin tarinoita. Esipuheen kirjoittanut Ville Pirinen itse! Hinta 5 euroa, kannet ja osa sisäsivuista värillisiä. Todella hieno. Paikalla myös kasa vanhoja Orja-lehtiä eurolla kappale. Mieskalenteri on minun ja Ellin tekemä. Hinta 2 euroa. Lisäksi kasa pikkuisia tarroja. Taidekujalla meidän ryhmämme tunnistaa Satumatkatoimiston logosta. Mainitkaa toki, jos päädyitte pöytäämme tämän blogin kautta. Muokkaus: Ylijäämät tulevat blogiin postimyyntiin myöhemmin.

I'd like to just sleep and derp but Iida won't let me! // That lazy piece of shit doesn't want to update her comic blog. // And now I've got to draw all her unfinished drawings, dammit! Iida ei jaksanut piirtää omaan sarjisblogiinsa, joten piirsi sitten minun blogiini.

Usually people greet others in the morning by saying: Good morning. // But sometimes we say: Awwww fuck.

What happened this morning: Reetta couldn't find her bike keys. / Where?! // And I got nosebleed.

"Serve me, you filthy peasant! / Yes, masterrr. // You draw shit! Get out! / Forgive me, masterrr. // A good thing I'm so much better than Iida. Iida , tuo blogipäivityksiä puurtava työläiseni. Ja toinenkin työläinen, Anna ! Kyllä, olemme taas järjestämässä kaksnelosta Poriin, mutta toimintaelokuvien tyyliin minun täytyy toistaiseksi sanoa: "I'll explain later!"