We were in church with T.
We were bored, so we'd lie down on the church bench.
Then the priest came to us. - You should leave. You can't be unchaste in here.
We aren't! We were just resting.
Then why do I see your boobs if I do this?
- No you don't! - Honey, let's just go.
When we were outside, I'd protest by climbing a tree and hissing at people from there.