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An enormous ship, lots of red iron, endless rows of rooms I left my clothes in my room, but I can't find it. The cleaning has already started.

I ride a bus in a strange city. The buildings are folded together as if they're riddles. When we pass them, they turn out to be institutional buildings from my home town.

On the porch was a creature. Its head was like a fruit or a stone cut in half It bit me quite badly, but the wounds healed right away.

A friend of mine had family in France. We went to their house for a birthday party. (Celebating the 26th birthday) I knew she would actually turn 30. All toilets in the house were open. As a Finn I was a little nervous about using them.

Instead of socks, I had candy on my legs.

I was watching Asian theatre in a very intimate, sauna-like room. The female roles were very dramatic: two of them tried to commit suicide.

*Crunch* *step step* - But shouldn't you actually die now? - That's true. * he he... *

Preadolescent girls were teaching ballet. I was really thirsty. The house was full of water bottles and pans with frying meat.

Someone was watching me from behind the bush. I tried to act like I didn't notice anything, but it turned out that the someone was me.

I was a new student in a Chinese orphanage. My grandmother had given me her own letters so that it would not appear like I didn't have any friends.

H & D got a new baby even though the first one was only one month old. A friend couple watched the labour from some modern device. As soon as the baby was born i got to hold it. I thought it looked a little like Sandmännchen and just like its mother. I said it out loud. - Looks just like her!

A man tried to escape by climbing a wall But a dog stopped him every time by biting his foot Finally the back of one of his legs fell of, like a salmon filet The dog didn't eat it but tried to but it back in place.

An adult friend had a birthday party. Everything was just like at the birthday parties of my childhood.

A little boy came to confess he had attempted murder. He had cut open a large can of sardines and put five Swiss people inside it. Now he wanted them to be rescued.

Someone's foreign grandfather was visiting. We were going to the museum, but he was afraid of the revolving door. He rushed in and ended straight up to the staircase leading to the exit floor. From upstairs I saw him try to get in with an old concert ticket.

- You don't really need these two fingers. Let me cut them off! - Are you sure? - Of course, plus I already froze them into position so it's easy to cut. You'll still have four left, that's enough! - I'm not really sure about this.

I don't remember my dreams from last night, but I really wanted to draw. I slept only little, although I think sleeping is one of the most enjoyable things in life. Some think that talking about dreams is boring, but I never get tired of the subject, because, in a dream, anything can happen! ANYTHING.

A French museum had slides between the floors. I thought this kind of security would never be enough in Finland. I looked down and saw the slide was made in Finland.

The breasts were sore. I watched in the mirror in amazement how they got bigger and bigger. When I touched them, they were inflated like balloons.

I'm in some foreign country for the first time. I understand the language even though I don't speak it.

I'M TIRED OF MY DREMS, THEY'RE ALWAYS ABOUT WORK I'VE ALSO STARTED GROWING HAIR IN A WHOLE NEW WAY. I WISH IT WOULD GROW MORE... ...I'M ALMOST CERTAIN IT WOULD SOLVE THE SITUATION. - Hey... - Grr? - ...Oh, nothing.

We sat in a stream with icy sides and an icy bottom. It felt pretty fresh, sitting there.

On some winter sports camp a couple of guys have 3D hologram skis. When they're lifted up in the ceiling, the others turn into wonderful fish and the others into flowers.

I had had my rubber boots on for too long.

Le Dernier Cri oli piirtänyt metsästäjille metsästettyjen päät. Tyyli oli aika erilainen kuin yleensä.

We were in church with T. We were bored, so we'd lie down on the church bench. Then the priest came to us. - You should leave. You can't be unchaste in here. We aren't! We were just resting. Then why do I see your boobs if I do this? - No you don't! - Honey, let's just go. When we were outside, I'd protest by climbing a tree and hissing at people from there.

On vacation in some strictly islamist country. At night I shave my legs but won't disinfect them, eve though I've been told to do so. - Wake up! In the morning I realize that I've made a big mistake. The legs have gone all black and are full of cysts.

It was a peaceful day Then: - Hey! Is it coming NOW? - RIP! - - We need to go to the hospital right away! I can even see some water in there. - You don't have to go anywhere! It's born already. Look, it's even got it's clothes on! - Well, so I see. - And look, you also fit your old clothes again! - True.

In the small hours I was offered to swap the baby for another one of the same model, but it fidgeted just as much.