Well, that thing has been there, idunno, few weeks? I've tried drinking it away and overeating it away, but with very little results, really. // This time of year is always a bit challenging for me, and ... you know, other reasons... // I'll be fine. I'm sure something wonderful is about to happen any moment now. - But I gotta go cry in the toilet now. My pen broke, and I draw this shitty comic, you see.
Oh yeah, I've been recently learning taxidermy! I started with mice. // I's surprisingly... comforting activity. ''Hello there little mouse!'' // ''Oh, where did the mouse go?!" //"There you are! Don't worry, I'm gonna give you an eternal life!"//''...Well, not very PRETTY eternal life, but still...''
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Then, one morning my son woke me up by giving me this:
( Translation: )
...Sooo... What was my problem again? Can't remember.
(...''Candy cotton''? ...Well, we all know what I meant to write.)