FRIEND NR 1. - "I just came from the library, and you won't believe- this one guy just started wanking next to me!" / '' Ummm... Was he like all normal guy or, ...you know... ''special''?" / FRIEND NR 2. - "Do you remember that opening scene from the movie Bridesmaids? The one where the guy is like "I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but I really wan't you to leave"?... - ...You know, right after they ..''ahem!'', and he doesn't want the girl to sleep over..." / "...Well, it wasn't QUITE that bad, but..." "Well. If you are both okay with it..." / FRIEND NR 3. - / ''Do you recommend giving head to someone in a sauna?'' ''...Well that's not very useful idea.''
''When did I turned in to some Genital Issue - Hot line?'' / ''...What do my friends think of me?'' / Well this, I hope: ''...I have the answer to everything, because I have risen to the level of enlightenment, where worldly and carnal issues no longer confuse me..." *above this* Yeah. This must be it!
