Mug cakes

// Stand back! We're gonna try science! / sugar, oil, something - I guess... Nice that someone who speaks French is reading the recipe...! / Bling! / Oops, it burned. We got a heart-shaped coal lump! / Bling! / Smells like ham. Feels like sponge. / Bling! / Wow, this is actually really good! So we just made chocolate cake in a mug in microwaves in five minutes! Not bad! Totally carried away by peculiar pastries was Ina