Lately I have lived the life of Donald Duck. // Tough luck is always with me. // Always. / Oh my beak! You're missing nine student credits! // Always and forever. / Fuckin' hell.
I haven't changed my outfit in days... / It smells like cat pee in here. / (I don't even own a cat.) // I've been drinking lots of "soda" and I can hardly keep my pants on! // Quack quack motherfucker.