I promised to look after my friend's cat over the winter break. / Since I'm not traveling, I might as well make myself useful. / Have a complimentary 24-pack as thanks. // What was I thinking?! I can't take care of a living creature! / Sup, I'm Lurjus ['scallywag' in English.] / I can barely keep myself fed and dry! // No problem dude, I'm familiar with handling animals. // Everyday life with a new roommate: / Wake up ape, I'm bored. / Out of my way ape, can't you see I'm walking here. / Battle scar. / We didn't have anything else to use as a toy... (Fake whip from my drag gig.) / TESTICLE! // At least we don't need to walk her... / I'm quite content with hanging out on the balcony.nniksu · 7.3.2016 · 1 kuva
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I promised to look after my friend's cat over the winter break. / Since I'm not traveling, I might as well make myself useful. / Have a complimentary 24-pack as thanks. // What was I thinking?! I can't take care of a living creature! / Sup, I'm Lurjus ['scallywag' in English.] / I can barely keep myself fed and dry! // No problem dude, I'm familiar with handling animals. // Everyday life with a new roommate: / Wake up ape, I'm bored. / Out of my way ape, can't you see I'm walking here. / Battle scar. / We didn't have anything else to use as a toy... (Fake whip from my drag gig.) / TESTICLE! // At least we don't need to walk her... / I'm quite content with hanging out on the balcony.