Oops I've been making ask-roll replies for, like, two months. / Let's take it up a notch!* / (* I reply to everything hastily with a panel or two.)
"What's your perfect dinner like?"
Free food Okay, well... / I think that's supposed to be... / Veggie patty - soya puree - halloum cheese - cashew nut salad stuff - with mild hot sauce and a pint of beer. / IDK I'm the worst at coming up with meals! / Which is why I'm so damn skinny.
"Why do men have nipples?" / In the early development of the foetus, three months after conceiving... /
Because guy nipples are the most erotic thing ever. //
"Must there be wank-ness in life?" / Yes, see previous panel. / Also, it's fun, safe and educational! //
"Why do people drink coffee?" / Some prefer heartburns and arrythmia! / And hey, at least it's not cocaine. (It's worse.)
"Who inspire you, artistically or attitude-wise?" / Oh god, another big question... / I mean! Uhh. Let's try a couple of caricatures. // And idk: friends, life, and everything, oops it didn't become such a long list after all.
"Your favourite hairy thing?" / Men would be too obvious an answer, but sloths fo' lyfe tho. / Although we're rather mainstream by now. //
"Your favourite pet peeve?" /
Misogyny! I follow tons of angry feminists on Tumblr, and seethe with rage and disgust. / Also homophobia, transphobia, racism and imperialism. //
"Today's clothing meme?" / Morning: Zapatist coffee. / Forenoon: Wrap-around dress. / Midday: Cleaning day.
"What would you do, should you get to have Timo Soini [leader of the right-wing populist party True Finns]
as a sex slave for one day?" // "What would you do, should the world run out of coffee and tobacco?" // "If poop were delicious, would you eat it?" / If it's good enough for bunnies, it's good enough for me. //
"Show us yourself making a 'fine supper.'" / ... / Can't reach. Fuck.
PHEW NOW I'VE REPLIED TO EVERYTHING AND THE USB DOCK FOR MY MOUSE STARTED LAGGING AS WELL HEY Y'ALL