gaiverruksia · 18.11.2024 · 1 kuva

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CONNECTIONS "I found a list of the worst jargon words. They were terrible. My favorite one was 'vertical upright connection'." // "Like... it's kinda a tautology in itself. 'Vertical' means upright!" // "And do you know what a 'vertical upright connection' means? An ELEVATOR." // "Would the opposite of that be something like a 'horizontal level connection'?" "You mean, like... a ROAD?" // "Or one of those moving walkways they have on airports?" "Yeah, that." // "And then there's of course a 'diagonal'... uhm..." "Slanted?" "Yes, a 'diagonal slanted connection'." // "And what would that be?" "STAIRS." "A master level in useless jargon achieved."