gaiverruksia · 14.9.2023 · 3 kuvaa

Torakkostajat

THE ROACHVENGERS "Most roaches are apparently bought for food for pet lizards...." "Well, then you can be like..." // "You have been chosen! You have been saved!" "<3" // In reality: "Most of these cockroaches are bought to be pets. People buy the smaller species for food." // "You have been... Hey, don't go!" "Escaaaaaape!" "Years ago we zoo summer guides had our own 'summer roaches'". Someone had named them Wanda, Thor, Black Widow and Hulk." // "So they were all super heroes, which I found hilarious. I named my own roach boys according to the same principle." // "Bruce, after Bruce Banner, a.k.a. the Hulk; Steve, after Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America; Tony, after Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man; and Clint, after Clint Barton, a.k.a. Hawkeye." (Hawkeye is a bit ironic name for a creature that sees very little.) BRUCE - all black - the largest of the roaches - the left antenna has broken - a feisty fellow with very loud hissing STEVE - easy to recognize by the brown splotches on his sides - broken antennae - almost as large as Bruce - hisses a lot and often jump out of your hands TONY - all black - smaller and wider than Bruce - very long and elegant antennae - pretty calm personality CLINT - dark brown back - very skinny abdomen - rather calm fellow - possibly the brain of the bunch