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Salamajärvi 3: Kuukkeleita ja pingviinejä

SALAMAJÄRVI 3: SIBERIAN JAYS AND PENGUINS "The people in the neighboring hut are way too loud." "Yeah. The wall isn't that thick." // "Which of the following is not a prime number: 419, 615 or 827?" // "I wouldn't necessarily want to listen to their quiz all nigh long." "Me neither." // "Besides, the answer is obviously 615!" "On last year's winter trip the temperature was around minus 30 degrees Celsius. Now it was only about minus ten." // "And I have now learned the most important difference between the two." // In -30 C going to the outdoor toilet is just plain terrible. // "I'm freezing!" // "I'm freezing!" // "I'm freezing!" // "In minus ten degrees going to the toilet is tolerable." // "Like -- I'm not sitting here for the fun of it but it's not that bad." "I often take my woolen cape along on hiking trips. It's very useful." // You can wear it indoors or when going to the toilet. // You can also wear it as a skirt. // When sleeping, you can use it as a blanket... // ...a pillow... // ...as well as a bed sheet. // You can use the cape to protect your hands from hot pots and heater lids. // Inside a proper cape you can fit a friend, too. "The taxi will be here in half an hour. Let's get going." "We have less than a kilometer to walk." // "Yes, but it's better to leave on time." // "Hey! Was that a Siberian jay?!" "?" // "Where?" "Over there?" "Can anyone see it?" // "It went that way!" "Could we see it again?" // "...and this is why we leave on time." Waiting for a taxi on a national park parking lot: "I'm a bit cold." "Shall we play the penguin game?" // "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PENGUIN?!?" // Waiting for a bus at the bus stop of a small town: "I'm a bit cold." "Shall we play the penguin game?" // "Have you ever seen a penguin?" Loppu // The end