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BRUISES "Oops." // "Whoops." // "Ouch." // "Oh look, I've got bruises all over my body again. Because I get bruises ridiculously easily." // "I've gotten used to it, though, ever since I was a kid. As a kid I was always so bruised that my mom even gave me a nickname..." // "Oh dear child, from now on I'll call you Katipard because you are as spotted as a leopard." "Yay, I'm a leopard!" // "It's not a problem, the bruises heal in time, too. But I get into awkward situations at doctor's appointment..." // "Has someone hit you? Or are you in a violent relationship?" "I have a violent relationship with the world." Huomautettakoon: oikeasti arvostan sitä, että lääkärit kysyy asiasta. Väkivaltainen suhde ei ole hyvä juttu. Note: I actually do appreciate that the doctors ask. Violent relationships are not okay.