"I made you guys characters for this Halloween game. Yours is this mutant raven." "Cool!" //
"And your animal companion is this bear-sized beast. He's really dumb." "I'll name him Doofus." //
"You have to hide! Roll a d20 to see if you find a hiding place." "For Doofus... 1." //
"Okay, roll again to check if Doofus can get to his lousy hiding place." "Uhm... one again." //
"Uh, you can use a will point. Roll again." "Oh for... one AGAIN." //
"...Doofus is found and POOF! He is no more. Sorry." "Nooooooo!!!" //
"Oh well. If you roll three ones that's the best you deserve." //
"So you seriously just rolled three consecutive ones on a d20." "What are even the odds to that?!?" "1 in 8000, exactly." "Destroy that die." "Maybe today isn't your day to try lottery..."gaiverruksia · 6.12.2021 · 1 kuva
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"I made you guys characters for this Halloween game. Yours is this mutant raven." "Cool!" //
"And your animal companion is this bear-sized beast. He's really dumb." "I'll name him Doofus." //
"You have to hide! Roll a d20 to see if you find a hiding place." "For Doofus... 1." //
"Okay, roll again to check if Doofus can get to his lousy hiding place." "Uhm... one again." //
"Uh, you can use a will point. Roll again." "Oh for... one AGAIN." //
"...Doofus is found and POOF! He is no more. Sorry." "Nooooooo!!!" //
"Oh well. If you roll three ones that's the best you deserve." //
"So you seriously just rolled three consecutive ones on a d20." "What are even the odds to that?!?" "1 in 8000, exactly." "Destroy that die." "Maybe today isn't your day to try lottery..."
"I made you guys characters for this Halloween game. Yours is this mutant raven." "Cool!" //
"And your animal companion is this bear-sized beast. He's really dumb." "I'll name him Doofus." //
"You have to hide! Roll a d20 to see if you find a hiding place." "For Doofus... 1." //
"Okay, roll again to check if Doofus can get to his lousy hiding place." "Uhm... one again." //
"Uh, you can use a will point. Roll again." "Oh for... one AGAIN." //
"...Doofus is found and POOF! He is no more. Sorry." "Nooooooo!!!" //
"Oh well. If you roll three ones that's the best you deserve." //
"So you seriously just rolled three consecutive ones on a d20." "What are even the odds to that?!?" "1 in 8000, exactly." "Destroy that die." "Maybe today isn't your day to try lottery..."