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gaiverruksia · 15.1.2024 · 6 kuvaa

Hossa 2/3: Lumikenkiä ja hiippailua

HOSSA 2/3: SNOWSHOES AND LURKING Snowshoes vs. snowshoe skiis Uphill: "Consistently heavy." vs. "Aaah! Slippery!" // Flat land: "Consistently heavy." vs. "Easy and fast!" // Downhill: "Consistently heavy." vs. "Whiiiiiiaaaaaaahhhh!!!" // "Phh! Man this is slippery!" // "Go, Romeo! You can do it!" "!" // [Humming Binary Sunset by John Williams] // [Continuing Binary Sunset] // [The end of Binary sunset really loud!] // "It worked!" "Huzzah!" "A wise person once said..." // "'Learn from other people's mistakes. While making fun of them making those mistakes.'" // "..." // "And who was it that uttered these wise words?" "Me. Just now." // "... I see." "I think I'm gonna lurk back to my own bed to sleep now." // "Now there's a fun word there. 'Lurk'." "Lurk." // "Lurk." "Lurk." "Lurk." "Lurk." "Lurk!" // "Bwahahahahahahaha!" "Hehehehehee!" // "Hehehe. Phew." "Woah. Okay. ...lurk." // "Hahahahaha! "Hehehehehe!" "?" "Hmph. My butt is cold and I don't have woolen pants." // "But I do have this other large woolen shirt..." // "Hnngh!!!" // "Ta-dah!" //e "That looks really dumb." "Well, yeah... but could you still MacGyver approve it?" // "Sure. It is creative and it works." "Yay!" // This method is 100% MacGyver approved! "I go work on my snow cave." "Are you taking that candle with you?" // "Yes." "Be careful not to burn your snow cave. Haw haw." // "A pile of combustion product cannot burn." "Explain your physics, please." // "What is burning if not matter combining with oxygen? And water - hence, snow as well - is just hydrogen combined with oxygen." // "Water - even in its frozen form - is therefore a burning product that no longer can combine with oxygen. So no need to worry." // "Woah! Mind blown!"