Me: "I struggle with my inner Good Girl(tm) everyday."
I feel bad, if I don't give my seat to the elderly, despite there being open seats available.
I feel shitty, if I defend my right not to be touched.
Someone: "Excushe meee..."
Me: "Don't touch me or I will break your arm!"
Someone: "Shorryy..."
Me: "A Good Girl(tm) would have let old grudges go already..."
Old ass sayings: "Smarter one ends the fight."
"Be a good girl and forgive."
"It is useless to dwell in the past."
Me: "...Fuck that."