I really like to travel on a train. On the last few trips there has been bad luck with the fellow passengers, though.
"*HIC*ck, I will smash your faces in, goddam*HIC*!"
So, when I traveled to Helsinki, I tried to be optimistic.
*thinking*: "Maybe this time I'm in luck..."
"Buurps!"
*Sniff*
*thinking*: "OH HELL NO--!"
(eau de old booze)