Me: "I went to the dentist's check up some time ago. No cavities! (*
(* I rejoiced too soon, there was one beneath the dental calculus.
Dentist: "All your wisdom teeth have come in, but there has been space for them.
Me: "Uh huh."
Dentist: "For real, you never have had any fillings made?"
Me: "Nope."
Me: "I did not quite have the nerve to admit that sometimes I have taken lousy care of my arsenal."
Some years ago:
Me: "I can't manage..."
Me: "But now I am going to take some better care! I have xylitol pastilles, dental floss, new toothbrush! I'll get to the dental calculus removal on August."
