One night I dreamed:
"Aaaah! So many open shifts! I'll book them all! Even the early ones!"
Five minutes later:
Thinking: "Gee wiz, these all are to that racist shop. As a protest, I won't go, then..."
First work morning:
Employer on the phone: "Why aren't you at work?"
"Wha?"
"W-w-well, I d-d-don't want to s-sell h-hood starch an-and hanging rope..."
Then I woke up:
"Yes, I don't have work!"
"Well shiiiiet, I don't have work!"