
"This is a public apology to the neighbours I might have annoyed."
You might have heard a following noise:
"EAAAAAEEEAAAAAEEEEAAEIIIIH!"
That was me.

"I have been a little distressed."
Email: "Cruise has been cancelled because the majority chose theater, lol!"
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
(I wanted to go to the cruise)
Text message: "Now there is an opening for the best shift ever in the best work place ever.
Book the shift with following code (part of the text is missing, lol)".
Me: "AAAAAAAAAH!!"
(I was without work the whole week, and reserving shifts of often game of seconds).