One day at work, I was a bit tired.
*beep beep*
Thinking: When I get off at seven, I am going straight home and to bed..."
Thinking: "...No, wait, it is Saturday today. Shop closes at six. WTF was I thinking?"
Later on a same day:
"No, I have had all my breaks..."
"Yeah, you've got a shift over nine hours." (*
"Oh yeah, right."
(* A shift over nine hours grants an extra break.