
"My blood pressure, pulse and blood glucose are on okay level!"
"Now, if only we'd get my mood up and my weight down, things would be well."
Me thinking: "And I would not personally mind that weight thing, but doctor and nurses keep lecturing me."

Me: "We also had an anniversary on 19th of May."
Santeri: "Nine years!"
Me: "I had an epiphany about my relationship some time ago."
At depression nurse:
Me: "It grinds my gears when my boyfriend says we've grown distant."
Depression nurse: "Have you asked if he wants to get closer?"

Me: "..."
[I get an epiphany]
"A thousand dollar question!"
"Halleluuujaaaaah!"
"Ding ding ding!"
Me thinking: "How come I did not think of that before?!"